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kosyura:

Before and After.

12 hours ago on October 21st | J | 7,792 notes
knittywriter:

nonymoose:

ultrafunnypictures:

The snowman came out a little differently than expected.



I had to put my phone down I am laughing so hard

knittywriter:

nonymoose:

ultrafunnypictures:

The snowman came out a little differently than expected.

I had to put my phone down I am laughing so hard

12 hours ago on October 21st | J | 213,498 notes

vasundharaa:

it’s funny how when a white person decides to learn a foreign language and move to another country, he’s lauded for his sense of adventure, multiculturalism, appreciation of diversity and god knows what else

but when a person of colour does the same thing it’s all “fucking immigrants stop stealing our jobs go back to ur own country!111!!!”

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bvbblebeam:

stopcallingmebitch:

Two weeks later, we spoke again.

GODDAMMIT TUMBLR

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velvetrunway:

RIP Oscar de la Renta (FW14)

velvetrunway:

RIP Oscar de la Renta (FW14)

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thatfunnyblog:

basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media

12 hours ago on October 21st | J | 102,691 notes

October 21st, 1976

Happy birthday, Andrew! 

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officialcrow:

this the realest post on this whole shit

officialcrow:

this the realest post on this whole shit

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drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

image

im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

12 hours ago on October 21st | J | 761,921 notes
eto86:

Red & Mega Charizard X

eto86:

Red & Mega Charizard X

12 hours ago on October 21st | J | 9,122 notes
IT ONLY HAD 1 HP LEFT I WAS SO CLOSE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Every person who has ever played a videogame ever (via its-a-funyarinpa)
12 hours ago on October 21st | J | 54,614 notes

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

12 hours ago on October 21st | J | 409,252 notes